What is going to happen to ding-ding man once Diamond Head is finished with its makeover? Will he be kicked out of his home?

I hope not, he's kinda cool.

My first encounter with ding-ding man was, of course, memorable. I was driving around Diamond Head one afternoon, and spotted a figure standing amongst the brush. He appeared to be heavily in thought, and in the nude. (Hence the nickname, ding-ding man). Overtime, I have had numerous ding-ding man sightings. Whether he's in the brush, or walking down Montseratt (clothed), my boyfriend always makes a point to roll down his car window and yell out "HUUUUUUUUUUUI DING-DING!" Sometimes he gets his attention, most times he doesn't.

If ding-ding man is smart he will write a letter to Mr. Kawamoto.

by Aleina Hammonds

Got fiction stories?

art I fashion I t-shirts I vintage clothing I news I weather I surf I movies I fiction I music I travel I contact